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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

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ferreroroger:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

Dat Ass dough lol

thatfunnyblog:

I’m going to hell

thatfunnyblog:

I’m going to hell

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castielsteenwolf:

weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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dogshoulders:

nice save

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goddess-of-mischief-from-221b:

girl scouts take no shit

goddess-of-mischief-from-221b:

girl scouts take no shit

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kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

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